Deck the Halls with Nekkid Barbies, Falalalala, Lalalala!

Ok, I realize today is not Tuesday, but I've been a little preoccupied with the holiday craziness and co-hosting the 3-week celebration of my former child owner's (FCO's) birthday (it's week 2, BT-dub).

But it is December 1st, and that means it is officially the day Tuesday begins the Christmas season!  So time to celebrate!


 As you can see, I've put on my Christmas best for the season.  Here's a closer look:


My FCO and I have been non-stop, busy little elves, breaking only for champagne lunches, to get the house ready for the holidays.

Shall we take a tour of some of our magical handy work?  Let's see:  Buddy the Elf Tree and flamboyantly dressed, musician Christmas monkeys hanging from kitchen light fixture?

CHECK!


Magical Christmas fairies hovering over the bar?


That, too, would be a CHECK!



And last, but certainly not the least bit normal, I'd like to present this year's official Tuesday Taylor Tree!


All the kids in the playroom and a few slutty not-sure-their-age Bratz dolls came together to 'represent' in this magical collaboration of hermaphrodite dolls.  And in a truly, 'We are the world' exhibition, without even thinking about it, my TT tree truly represents a multi-cultural, PC depiction of all cultures and dismemberments.

A toast to the season!  I'll be in Miami Beach all next week (to finish the final, 3rd week of the bday celebration), but will make sure I pop in at my usually scheduled time! (Please note disclaimer at the bottom of the page)


See you next Tuesday!


xoxo,
Tuesday
DISCLAIMER:  None of the dolls participating in Tuesday's Christmas tree were intentionally beheaded or amputated, Additionally, each TCTP (Tuesday's Christmas Tree Participant) had been previously stripped nekkid by unknown, child doll strippers that have some sort of familial relation to my former child owner (FCO).